1 hour ago on 1 September 2014 @ 3:58pm + 91,176 notes
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1 hour ago on 1 September 2014 @ 3:56pm + 2,469 notes
via milvertons (originally art-and-barricades)

art-and-barricades:

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The beast, which had represented his feelings, was dead. “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he announced to the sea. The sea respected him for it.

Male Novelist Jokes" by Mallory Ortberg.

2 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 2:40pm + 4,663 notes
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2 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 2:40pm + 313,706 notes
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gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

5 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 11:37am + 2,618 notes
via milvertons (originally woluf)

woluf:

*Tim Gunn voice* I’M CONCERNED

5 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 11:35am + 203,630 notes
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6 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 10:44am + 157,500 notes
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6 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 10:42am + 46,840 notes
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pergus:

so i watched scott pilgrim vs the world again last night and the fact that im still picking up on things that i never saw before astounds me, like in this bus scene after the fight with matthew patel there’s a fucking bokeh filter on the front of the camera so when ramona is on screen all the out of focus bits are rendered as little “x”s and scott’s bits are little love hearts but when scott asks ramona if they’re dating now there’s a little ding from the bus as ramona’s turn to hearts like omg

the amount of attention to detail edgar wright puts into his films is absolutely baffling to me

6 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 10:23am + 744,714 notes
via ilovebender (originally c-mines)

oscar worthy

6 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 10:21am + 248,488 notes
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adore-castiel:

thisisglorious:

faeriesandlakes:

concious-anonymous:

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??

Oh lord.

probably

the

same

way

we

feel

when

we

see

these.

FUCKING THANK YOU

OH MY FUCKING GOD