22 hours ago on 30 September 2014 @ 9:23pm + 121,908 notes
via iloveyouletmejumpinyourgame (originally stunningpicture)

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

1 day ago on 30 September 2014 @ 12:22pm + 607,703 notes
via tylercrosby (originally uncooler)

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

1 day ago on 30 September 2014 @ 12:14pm + 569,038 notes
via iloveyouletmejumpinyourgame (originally meladoodle)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

2 days ago on 29 September 2014 @ 10:55am + 4 notes
via hookedoncomics (originally hookedoncomics)

hookedoncomics:

All hail the Queen! Vote @akachela for Best #ROC Twitter here.

2 days ago on 29 September 2014 @ 9:51am + 191,336 notes
via milvertons (originally jennlferlawrence)
3 days ago on 28 September 2014 @ 1:46pm + 484,760 notes
via enterthehydra (originally fyeahmovieclub)

this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

3 days ago on 28 September 2014 @ 1:45pm + 406,725 notes
via enterthehydra (originally meladoodle)

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

3 days ago on 28 September 2014 @ 10:04am + 21,562 notes
via crostiphexez (originally sparklehime)
  • me at an anime convention in full cosplay: look at all these fucking NERDS
3 days ago on 28 September 2014 @ 10:03am + 2,626 notes
via owlturdcomix (originally owlturdcomix)

owlturdcomix:

They didn’t.

image | twitter | facebook

4 days ago on 27 September 2014 @ 10:12am + 278,566 notes
via crostiphexez (originally prrrk03)